I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.