I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.