I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.