Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.