Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.