I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.