Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.
The best things in life are . . . Annoying.
It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.
I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.
[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.
Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.