I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.