The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.