I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.