I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.