I wouldn't want to disappoint my fans by doing anything exciting. You've got to stay true to your roots.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.