I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I've never been starstruck but I may have wanted to strike a star once or twice.

Don't let the world . . . Cheer you up.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.