I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.