I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

It's rare to find someone as equally grumpy as myself, but somehow [Aubrey Plaza] does it.

[Being a celebrity] In a word, it's terrible. In two words...Really terrible.

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

I had peanut butter once. It was awful.