I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second.

Revenge is a dish best served . . . At every meal.

I never forget my three word mantra: "Never start caring."

I'm a pessimist, so I find everything limiting.

Practice random acts of . . . Grumpiness.

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.