I don't know everything about the Southern Hemisphere, but if you're fans of something as bad as Vegemite, we must have similar interests.

I've thought about living the koala's life, but you may need to petition the government quarantine rules to make it happen. Quarantine would make me extra grumpy.

I stay out of the sunshine and away from people as much as possible.

I try to nap through as much of it as possible. I didn't even know about my Christmas movie until this February.

I've lived nine lives . . . And this is the worst.

I'm usually a no-filter kind of cat. My frown comes really naturally and doesn't need anything else to keep it real.

The best things in life are . . . Annoying.