I am not a huge fan of being around people all the time. I really like being able to leave people.

One of the nice things about being me is you show up in a town, you meet somebody interesting and entertaining, and for 48 hours, what a wonderful person to be around. You mess around, and all of that is super, super fun, and you don't have to deal with the long-term consequences of it.

I am a unique boutique product, I'm not for everybody.

It is easier to be gay at this very moment than it was five minutes ago. It is just constantly getting better, and it's wonderful.

Not a lot of gay guys end up coming to alt-comedy-ish shows. They like all these '80s shimmer shows, or they like going to drag shows. It is always weird and interesting when I meet somebody at a gay bar who is familiar with my stuff.

When you're a kid, you think, "Well, I will grow up and I will get a wife and we will have kids and then we will have grandkids." My life has a different shape. That is weird, but there are things about it that are exciting.

The person I have sex with doesn't necessarily need to have primacy in my life.