Put it back in the horse!
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.
We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.
Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.