The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.
We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.
Put it back in the horse!
Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.