Put it back in the horse!
Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.
Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.
Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.