Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.
We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.
Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization....The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass each other, the mutual hatred between motorist and pedestrian, these manifestations seem to constitute the ultimate in righteous wrath.
Put it back in the horse!
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.