Cats are people, and the sooner the world accepts that fact, the better off the world will be.
Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists.
Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.
Put it back in the horse!
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.