Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization....The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass each other, the mutual hatred between motorist and pedestrian, these manifestations seem to constitute the ultimate in righteous wrath.

Never buy anything with a handle on it. It means work.

Hate-on-the-highway is an institution occupying a high place in our modern civilization....The godawful glares that drivers exchange as they pass each other, the mutual hatred between motorist and pedestrian, these manifestations seem to constitute the ultimate in righteous wrath.

Personally, I never admired communists because they operate on the theory that human beings are nice people.

Put it back in the horse!

We believe in healthy, hearty laughter -- at the expense of the whole human race, if needs be. Needs be.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.