Those who can't teach - administrate. Those who can't administrate - go into politics.

He who eats alone chokes alone.

The course of the United States in World War II, I said, was dishonest, dishonorable, and ignominious, and the Sunpapers, by supporting Roosevelt's foreign policy, shared in this disgrace.

Man is a natural polygamist: he always has one woman leading him by the nose, and another hanging on to his coattails.

Pedagogues: More than any other class of blind leaders of the blind they are responsible for the degrading standardization which now afflicts the American people.

No matter how much a woman loved a man, it would still give her a glow to see him commit suicide for her.

I believe that it should be perfectly lawful to print even things that outrage the pruderies and prejudices of the general, so long as any honest minority, however small, wants to read them. The remedy of the majority is not prohibition, but avoidance.