Those who can't teach - administrate. Those who can't administrate - go into politics.

It [the State] has taken on a vast mass of new duties and responsibilities; it has spread out its powers until they penetrate to every act of the citizen, however secret; it has begun to throw around its operations the high dignity and impeccability of a State religion; its agents become a separate and superior caste, with authority to bind and loose, and their thumbs in every pot. But it still remains, as it was in the beginning, the common enemy of all well-disposed, industrious and decent men.

Whenever "A" attempts by law to impose his moral standards upon "B," "A" is most likely a scoundrel.

Sometimes the idiots outvote the sensible people.

Progress: The process whereby the human race has got rid of whiskers, the vermiform appendix and God.

So few men are really worth knowing, that it seems a shameful waste to let an anthropoid prejudice stand in the way of free association with one who is.

Perhaps the most revolting character that the United States ever produced was the Christian Businessman.