Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.

If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ community in that. And if you're not willing to put your time where your mouth is, then I don't know quite what you mean by commitment in your life.

I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.

I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community.

The pop musicians often leave meaning in the dust and substitute it for cartoons. The deeper artists - the grunge artists in the world and the emoticon people - tend to leave all of the happiness out of life like it just doesn't exist.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.