Truth be told, ginormous portions have become a pet peeve of mine.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that.

Boredom is your mind and body's way of telling you you're not living up to your potential.

I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show.