Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.

Cold Case Files and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can’t stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can’t fit on a bumper sticker.

If you are for freedom and equal rights, which we hear a lot of talk about these days, then you have to include the LGBTQ community in that. And if you're not willing to put your time where your mouth is, then I don't know quite what you mean by commitment in your life.

I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that.

I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate.

Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.