Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.

If you take anything I say with any seriousness whatsoever, go study Yang style tai chi. It will make you live longer.

Cold Case Files and similar shows do bang up business, which points to a certain thirst for details in the viewership, but it seems like all the news chat shows continue to force the myth that Americans can’t stand detail and have no interest in an idea that can’t fit on a bumper sticker.

I'm a futurist. Technology is our way out of almost every problem we have. Technology can create a new sense of community.

I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security.

If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.