If 'Airplane!' comes on, it's like a comfort film. You can always guarantee a laugh watching that movie.

People think that the arts are optional and they aren't. They teach a level of emotional depth that's equally important to mathematic skill. You can replace some math skills with a calculator if you know how to operate the thing, but there's no calculator for human interaction.

You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love.

There is never hesitation about doing stand-up. It's just me doing my thing.

I've always said that I benefit, as an actor, from not having the illusion of security.

Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.

Growing up in Kentucky, I used to hang out with four running buddies as a kid - 6, 10, and 11 years old. Two of them would later come out, and so 50 percent of my friends as a kid were gay.