You would not believe how much time people waste in a day. And how little time they put into things they genuinely love.

I'm named after a computer and grew up really interested in them.

Sometimes I play guitar like a frustrated drummer.

I noticed a lot of guitar players neglected the rhythm part of rhythm guitar and decided I would try to focus in that.

Most 'reality' shows aren't reality at all. They're game shows with no prize. Like 'Rock of Love.' His aren't genuine feelings. Then again, Bob Barker didn't really care whether or not you won the toaster. Sorry to shatter everyone's dreams.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

Anyone who still supports George Bush would still let Michael Jackson babysit their kids.