Mainly, when I go see a show, unfortunately it's more industrial espionage than it is going to actually enjoy a show.
I admire Laura Bush because she's the only librarian who would marry an illiterate.
Ive been doing stand-up since I was 15 years old.
I try to be as ignorant about things as I can.
It's better to waste money than time. You can always get more money.
Boredom is your mind and body's way of telling you you're not living up to your potential.