I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.

If you mind your own business, you`ll stay busy all the time.

I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.

I've probably got the most loyal hardcore fans in the music business. You know, I can sit around, go fishing, do ten shows a year, fifteen, none, twenty, and it's just fantastic. Because they know I shoot straight and I don't talk bull.

We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do.

You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.

He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?