You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?

If you mind your own business, you`ll stay busy all the time.