You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.

The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between.

I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.

Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they're all the same, these men with broken hearts.

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?

It was only his fifth offense, and this time he's killed someone.