The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.
Why don't we all just get a long-neck?
It's all over but the crying.
Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.
I had a good friend in New York City.
There is no freedom of speech if you're a conservative.