Why don't we all just get a long-neck?

You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.

If you mind your own business, you`ll stay busy all the time.

If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas, and I'd ban the ones made in China.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.