Why don't we all just get a long-neck?

It's all over but the crying.

It was only his fifth offense, and this time he's killed someone.

The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.

He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?

I've probably got the most loyal hardcore fans in the music business. You know, I can sit around, go fishing, do ten shows a year, fifteen, none, twenty, and it's just fantastic. Because they know I shoot straight and I don't talk bull.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.