Why don't we all just get a long-neck?

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?

Have pity on a dinosaur.

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas, and I'd ban the ones made in China.

It's all over but the crying.

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between.