I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child.

Why don't we all just get a long-neck?

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?