He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

It was only his fifth offense, and this time he's killed someone.

I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight.

I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.