He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?

I had a good friend in New York City.

He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

My grandpa taught me how to live off the land.