He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.

Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.

The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.

It was only his fifth offense, and this time he's killed someone.

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?

It's all over but the crying.