There is no freedom of speech if you're a conservative.

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas, and I'd ban the ones made in China.

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.

Today is a sad day in Country music. We have lost another piece of history. George Jones was not only a good singer, but was a good friend. He will be missed by many.

No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child.

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between.

I'm for turning off the tube and turning down the light, cause I'm for nothing else but me and you tonight.