There is no freedom of speech if you're a conservative.

If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.

Killed by a man with a switch blade knife, for 43 dollars my friend lost his life.

We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!

I had a good friend in New York City.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.