There is no freedom of speech if you're a conservative.

Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between.

My grandpa taught me how to live off the land.

No mommy's kisses and no daddy's smile. Nobody wants me, I'm nobody's child.

I'd love to spit some Beechnut in that dude's eye and shoot him with my ole forty-five.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.