Have pity on a dinosaur.

We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!

Some were beggars, some were kings, and some were masters of the arts. But in their shame they're all the same, these men with broken hearts.

I'd put Hank Williams picture on one hundred dollar bills.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

My grandpa taught me how to live off the land.

If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.