It's all over but the crying.

We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.

Hell, Justin and I even talking about recording a blues song sometime.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.