We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

If you mind your own business, you`ll stay busy all the time.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.

You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.

It's all over but the crying.