America is still a country of choices and options. And I have a lot of them.

I'd have all the cars made in the Carolinas, and I'd ban the ones made in China.

The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.

Old Hank would be proud, and Elvis would too, cause we like our country mixed with some big city blues.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.

We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.