America is still a country of choices and options. And I have a lot of them.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

He plead insanity like they do now all the time. Sir, what would you have done in 1859?

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

I got girls that can cook, I got girls that can clean, I got girls that'll do anything between.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.