The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.

It was only his fifth offense, and this time he's killed someone.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

After reading hundreds of e-mails, I have made MY decision. By pulling my opening Oct 3rd, You (ESPN) stepped on the Toes of The First Amendment Freedom of Speech, so therefore Me, My Song, and All My Rowdy Friends are OUT OF HERE. It's been a great run.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

I've probably got the most loyal hardcore fans in the music business. You know, I can sit around, go fishing, do ten shows a year, fifteen, none, twenty, and it's just fantastic. Because they know I shoot straight and I don't talk bull.