The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

I've probably got the most loyal hardcore fans in the music business. You know, I can sit around, go fishing, do ten shows a year, fifteen, none, twenty, and it's just fantastic. Because they know I shoot straight and I don't talk bull.

It's all over but the crying.

You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.