The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.

Hell, Justin and I even talking about recording a blues song sometime.

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?

I went and got a tire tool out of my truck, and straightened him out as cold as a block of ice. It was an attitude adjustment, and it'll work every time.

You're singing a song about making love to your drummer, well gay guitar pickers don't turn me on.

We've got a Muslim for a president who hates cowboys, hates cowgirls, hates fishing, hates farming, loves gays and we hate him!

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.