The presidents against Congress, the Senate is against the House, people are against politicians, and I'm against cats in the house.

If they don't have the Grand Ole Opry, like they do in Tennessee, just send me to hell or New York City, it would be about the same to me.

Now if you shoot someone, sir, you can get off Scott free. It's the latest thing Mr. Lincoln, can you believe?

We gotta control inflation, quit spending our money on everything. But this years tax increase, why it's the biggest in history.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

If you mind your own business, you`ll stay busy all the time.

The day Elvis passed away would be our national holiday, if the South would have won, we'd had it made.