We've never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning

Telling me that I’m obsessed with talking about racism in America is like telling me I’m obsessed with swimming when I’m drowning.

When you're a person of color in white America, you know white people. You know why you know white people? Because you can't enjoy any kind of entertainment if you are not able to humanize white people. If you watch a film and are like, "Oh, this has white people in it? Then I'm not interested," then you can't enjoy anything in America!

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

There are some dogs that are gigantic that look like they shouldn't be in existence.

Just give us 50 years where we're the only ones who are allowed to profit from art, and then you can do whoever you want. In fact, I'll buy you the paint. Whatever you want. Just give us 50 years. 50 years. That's it.

I'd love for someone to ask me about comedic technique and choices.