The only relaxed boss is Big Ron. He had me drinking pink champagne - before the match.

I've found myself on some days leaving home at three in the morning. I'm outside the training ground at five but they don't open up until seven. I'm just sitting there, listening to the radio.

Paul Scholes should be included in England's Euro 2012 squad.

The only relaxed boss is Big Ron. He had me drinking pink champagne - before the match.

David Bentley has got balls - and plenty of them.

I didn't know anything about it, I swear. Nor did Dave Bassett. We were sitting there saying 'What's happening here?'. It is frightening. A nightmare.

He's disappeared to Azerbaijan, or somewhere ridiculous in the world.