I heard some stuff recently from Julian Casablancas, and his solo stuff is amazing. If I could write with anyone, it would be him.
My favorite party trick is to wear nothing but a gold thong in the house.
I feel like I've woken up with suddenly more facial hair and a deeper voice.
I just woke up and found a large butterfly on me. When did that happen?
I think you have to take me for me. I am who I am.
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.