Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?

If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.

If citizens followed their leaders' example throughout history, the human race would have died out centuries ago.

...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry

Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a while it seemed more of a fairy tale than anything else. Like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, only with fangs.

A word of advice, if I may? Explosions are an excellent way to kill the undead. But you should probably take a few steps back first, kid.

Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up