Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?

The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.

...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry

Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.

She raised a sharp eyebrow at him. "Vlad, no offense, but look at you. If you're not a vampire, you're clearly the most anemic goth I've ever seen."... "We believed you. Because that's what friends do." pg267 October to Vlad

The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.

I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?