If stakes and garlic were the top two things that could kill a vampire, ninth grade gym was a close third.
Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.
It never gets easier, missing you. And sometimes I wonder if it ever will.
Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!
I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?
Nothing could convince Aunt Nelly to let Vlad stay home for the duration of the school year, which just goes to prove that parents and guardians don't care if they're sending you to face bloodthirsty monsters, so long as you get a B in English.