Present company excluded, this looked to be the most pleasant detention ever experienced by mankind. Further proof that librarians should run the world-or a least be in charge of detention at Bathory High.

...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry

Morning, sunshine." Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid." "Pardon me?" "Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?

Bullying is a horrible thing. It sticks with you forever. It poisons you. But only if you let it.

Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.

Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up

I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.