Present company excluded, this looked to be the most pleasant detention ever experienced by mankind. Further proof that librarians should run the world-or a least be in charge of detention at Bathory High.

Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.

The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.

Sometimes you have to be alone to think, and sometimes the best place for thinking isn't home.

Someday, my young friend, you'll find out that girls are actually people too. Just like you and me.

They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run" Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence.

People fear what they can't understand and harm what they fear.