Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.

God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person's mom.

The most important thing as a comic and a creator is to have a robust standpoint.

In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.

My dad always said to go for my hobby and used to commend me for my excellent judgement so i try to do the similar for my children.

My husband doesn't have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying & doing the things he does. We have a good friendship & I think couples can relate to our dynamic and sometimes out lack of dynamics too.

I remember I was in music class, I was a senior in high school, and my music teacher was like, "You should be a stand-up comic, you could imitate anyone.