Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.

In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.

My mother set to work whilst i was 7 and I loved looking to make her really feel badly about it. Ultimately, I matured and was once very pleased with my mom as my parent and the career she had constructed for herself.

The most important thing as a comic and a writer is to have a strong point of view. I have one and can recognise it in others which is why I can write for other people and different characters that I perform.

The most important thing as a comic and a creator is to have a robust standpoint.

God did not put you on this earth simplest to be any person's mom.

My music teacher told me that she didn't even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up.