My mother set to work whilst i was 7 and I loved looking to make her really feel badly about it. Ultimately, I matured and was once very pleased with my mom as my parent and the career she had constructed for herself.

Lobster is not going to be as tasty with ice tea unless that ice tea is from Long Island.

I thought that unless people know me, they wouldn't find me funny.

People love my honesty when it comes to parenting. I really struggled that I wasn't fitting in with the other moms at my kids' school and then one day I said screw it and became even more honest in my stand up and career. I still don't get invited to their parties but I have pretty fun life!

My music teacher told me that she didn't even know why I was going to college - I should be a stand-up.

In my day we used to have pray to run into an ex looking great, but now you just post a selfie in your underwear.

My husband doesn't have to try to add to my comedy he just does being himself and saying & doing the things he does. We have a good friendship & I think couples can relate to our dynamic and sometimes out lack of dynamics too.