If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go.

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.

Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.