Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.
Henry BeardA driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.
Henry BeardHoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.
Henry BeardFairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.
Henry BeardDuffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.
Henry BeardA ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
Henry BeardGarden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.
Henry BeardHole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.
Henry BeardYou do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.
Henry BeardFollow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.
Henry BeardThe true definition of a perennial: Any plant which, had it lived, would have bloomed year after year.
Henry BeardWhen your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.
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