Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go.

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.

Bulb: potential flower buried in Autumn, never to be seen again.

A tap-in is a putt that is short enough to be missed one-handed.