Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.

You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.

Chef: Any cook who swears in French.

Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.