Garden: One of a vast number of free outdoor restaurants operated by charity-minded amateurs in an effort to provide healthful, balanced meals for insects, birds and animals.

You do not sew with a fork and I see no reason why you should eat with knitting needles.

A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.

Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.

Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.

Follow through: The part of the swing that takes place after the ball has been hit, but before the club has been thrown.

Hoeing: A manual method of severing roots from stems of newly planted flowers and vegetables.