I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'

Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?

All American cars are basically Chevrolets.

We are reorganizing in order to eliminate duplication and redundancy.

The precise location of heaven on earth has never been established but it may very well be right here

There are a thousand viewpoints in the viewtiful city.

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met.