I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'

It is better to have loved and lost, but only if you have a good attorney.

One day if I do go to heaven...I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.

Satire of satire tends to be self-canceling, and deliberate shock tactics soon lose their ability to shock, especially when they're too deliberate.

God! I loove this city!

We are reorganizing in order to eliminate duplication and redundancy.

Old San Francisco - the one so many nostalgics yearn for - had buildings that related well to each other.