Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you.
Cynicism is the humor of hatred.
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.
She kissed her way into society. I don't like her. But don't misunderstand me: my dislike is purely platonic.
Every man is a potential genius until he does something.
God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate him, because he may knock you down.