I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you.
A whipper-snapper of criticism who quoted dead languages to hide his ignorance of life.
Cynicism is the humor of hatred.
Cynicism is the humour of hatred
God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate him, because he may knock you down.