He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.
God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate him, because he may knock you down.
When I pass my name in such large letters I blush, but at the same time instinctively raise my hat.
A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
I'll have that one, please.
Every man is a potential genius until he does something.