God is a sort of burglar. As a young man you knock him down; as an old man you try to conciliate him, because he may knock you down.

I'll have that one, please.

A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.

Every man is a potential genius until he does something.

I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humour: he will always use it in evidence against you.

A whipper-snapper of criticism who quoted dead languages to hide his ignorance of life.